i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
“Sweetie, we’re all alone, even when we’re with men. My advice to you, is to embrace that fact…slap on some armor, and go through life like I do. Enjoying men but not expecting them to fill you up. Except when, well, you know….” —Samantha Jones (via whatwouldcarriesay)
“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.” —Thought Catalog (via hnji)
What I’m good at:
- buying expensive clothes or finding them on an outrageous sale and combining them together
Can someone find me a job for my skills???